Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Moron State Senator Sues God

Only in America. Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers is suing God for making terroristic threats (floods, tornadoes, etc.) against him and his constituents.

Fence post brilliant Chambers claims his lawsuit is in response to laws proposed to limit frivolous lawsuits. Sound like he just advanced the very bills he's fighting against. Of course, if the suit goes through, based on the senator's filing, the state would have to recognize the existence, omnipotence and omnipresence of God for the suit to even continue. That could set an interesting precedence.

Somebody in Nebraska vote this guy out of office please.

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