Sunday, December 18, 2005

Jobs for Frosty the Snowman

What if everyone's favorite snowman, Frosty, had to get a job? This my top 10 career list for Frost. Sadly, these ideas are all my own. Feel free to add to the list.

10) Lawn Maintenance - Frosty the Mow-man
9) Farmer - Frosty the Grow-man
8) Rapper - Frosty the YoYo-man
7) Loan Officer - Frosty the Owe-man
6) Auditor - Frosty the No-man
5) Actor - Frosty the Show-man
4) Barrista - Frosty the Joe-man (if you don't get it, ask a Starbucks drinker)
3) Baker - Frosty the Dough-man
2) Podiatrist - Frosty the Toe-man

and the number one job for Frosty?

1) Santa Claus - Frosty the Ho-Ho-Ho-man

Of course, if he doesn't get a job, he would be Frosty the Po'-man. But that's enough for tonight.

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