Monday, June 18, 2007

Moron Alert: Man Bitten While Stealing Poisonous Snakes

From the Orlando Sentinel today, there's dumb and then there's this guy:

A 20 year-old man suffered multiple snakebites while stealing venomous snakes from a Bushnell residence early today...

The man is suspected of breaking into a shed and stealing two rock rattlesnakes, a Honduran milk snake, a rat snake and a Southern hognose snake...

Hey, you've just been bitten while stealing poisonous snakes, what are you going to do now?

After being bitten on the hand, the man went to a nearby Wal-Mart...

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